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Miso Almond Cabbage Slaw

March 12, 2022 Colleen Stem

I see cabbage in your future. Why is that? Because cabbage is amazing and delicious but also because it is St. Patricks Day this coming up week and every single food store is having a massive cabbage sale. Word of advice. Buy as much of that cabbage as you can. It will last for weeks and really is super versatile, can be eaten is sooo many different ways, but basically because it is tasty as all hell.

This is just one yummy and simple way to prepare and enjoy the cabbage. Shredded up nice and fine, roasted until tender and slightly chard, then coated with a creamy miso dressing. Topped with almonds for crunch and goodness, a simple dish with all the complexity of a complex thing.

Get that cabbage.

Now to the slaw!

The stuff. You need cabbage( red and or green) plus tahini, soy, miso paste, minced garlic, powdered ginger, maple syrup, a lime, some black pepper and lastly, some almonds.

First thing first. Finely shredded up the cabbage.

Palce cabbage on a baking sheet and pop into a hot oven.

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While the cabbage is roasting, mix up the miso dressing. Place everything in a bowl, mix together with a little hot water until creamy and not to thick, and that’s it.

Pulled from the oven you have tender and chard cabbage. So good.

Dump cabbage into a big bowl and pour on the dressing.

Toss it all around, then toss in the almonds.

And there you have it. The goods. All ready for eating so you should do that .

Enjoy all the cabbage!

-C


Miso Almond Cabbage Slaw

side for 3-4 people

  • 5 cups shredded cabbage (red and or green)

  • 1/3 cup toasted almonds

  • 2 teaspoons tahini

  • 3 teaspoons miso ( I used red miso but any of your favorite miso paste will do)

  • 1 teaspoon soy or tamari

  • 1 teaspoon maple syrup (more to taste)

  • 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger

  • 2 cloves garlic minced

  • 1 lime or 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar

  • 2 tablespoons warm water

  • black pepper

Preheat oven to 425.

Grab cabbage and shred with a knife or mandolin, super finely until you have 5-6 cups of shredded cabbage. Place on a lined of very lightly oiled baking sheet and spread around so the cabbage is evenly distributed . Now pop into hot oven.

In the meantime make miso dressing. Add miso, maple, soy, garlic, ginger, and the juice of the lime (or the vinegar) to a bowl and whisk until combined. Add in the hot water to thin out a bit.

Once cabbage starts to wilt and char on places, around 20-25 minutes, remove from oven. Dump cabbage into a big bowl, pour on the dressing ans toss until the cabbage evenly coated. Rough chop up the almonds and toss in. Top with black pepper to taste.

Eat.

In salad, Vegan, Vegetables, Nuts Tags Miso Almond Cabbage Slaw, vegan, food, dinner, salad, side dish, cabbage, easy, fast, almonds, plant based, healthy
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Almond Crusted Tofu

January 29, 2022 Colleen Stem
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Are you a tofu person? I am very much a tofu person. I know that some people still think tofu is not so great or that it doesn’t taste like much or my favorite, that it doesn't taste like meat. And with that I say, well tofu isn’t meat so duh and yeah, it doesn't have a super powerful taste but it does taste good (especially really good fresh tofu) and tastes even better when you make it with tasty ingredients. But If you are a tofu person you already know that.

This tofu is good. I mean really really good. It is dredge and breaded in almonds and then baked until crispy., like a tofu nugget of sorts. I mixed mustard and vinegar into the dredge for some tang and added garlic and red pepper flakes to the almond coating to give it a bit more flavor but if you were feeling something different, say curry or Italian flavoring, well by all means, give it a go. I think the next time I make these (probably tonight) I am going to add a shit ton of cumin and chili powder and way more red pepper flakes. My stomach is rumbling already. And hopefully they will be to spicy for the mr so I don’t have to share. Its my craving. He can eat something else. Ha!

Now to the almond crusted tofu!

The stuff. A brick of firm tofu (which I have smooshed out a lot of liquid), whole almonds, and oats. Then there is flax meal, mustard, vinegar, almond milk, garlic powder, red pepper flakes, and salt and pepper.

Cutting up the tofu. Fist cut brick in half. Then turn each half on its side and cut into three equal pieces. flip back down each piece then can be cut into 4 triangles. And if you want to cut it up differently well then who am I to tell you otherwise.

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Make the almond crust mixture. Almond and oats along with garlic powder, red pepper flakes, and sat and pepper go into the food processor and pulses utlil a crumbly. You don’t want it to fine but also not to chunky. Think bread crumb consistency.

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Now make the dredge. Combine mustard, flax, vinegar, and plant milk in a wide shallow bowl until completely combined. Let it sit for a few minutes to really thicken.

Now you are all ready to go.

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To coat the tofu just drag each piece through the wet mixture making sure it is evenly coated then drag with through the almond mixture.

Once all the pieces are crusted and on the baking sheet pop it into the hot oven and bake. 20ish minutes at first then flip eat piece and another 10ish minutes after that.

Baked and crispy.

Now you eat. Grab some dipping situations (I grabbed some guac and tomato sauce) and get at it.

So good.

-C


Almond Crusted Tofu

makes 24 pieces

  • 1 brick firm or extra firm tofu

  • 1/2 cup almonds

  • 1/4 cup old fashion oats

  • 1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes

  • 1 teaspoon garlic powder

  • 1/2 cup warm plant milk

  • 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

  • 1 tablespoon mustard

  • 1 tasblepoon ground flaxseed

  • salt and pepper

Preheat oven to 450

Remove tofu from package and gently press out as much liquid as you can. Cut the tofu brick in half then flip each piece onto it’s side and cut each half into 3 equal pieces. Flip back down and then cut each third into 4 triangles. Or just cut the tofu into 24 each sizes pieces of your choice. Set aside on a dry towel.

Make the dredge. Combine flax seed, mustard, vinegar, warm plant milk and a inch of salt and pepper in a shallow bowl until completely combined.

To make the almond crust place the almonds, oats, garlic powder, red pepper flakes and a good pinch of salt and pepper into a food processor and pulse for about a minute or so until the texture is a small crumb the consistency of semi fine bread crumbs. Pour into a shallow bowl.

When all parts are ready to go, line up the dredge, the almond mixture, and get a baking sheet ready with either a baking mate or a little oil to keep the tofu from sticking. Take each piece of tofu and dip it though the dredge making sure to evenly coat it and then lift it out and let the excess drip off. The drop the tofu into the almond mixture and gently toss flip ti coat each side. Place coated onto baking sheet.

Once all the tofu is coated place it into the hot oven.Bake for 20 minutes then flip each piece and bake for another 8-12 minutes or unit crispy.

Once baked, remove from oven, place on a plate and eat. Want something to dip it in? I recommend guacamole. and or tomato sauce. Mustard and hummus are also fantastic!

In tofu, Nuts, dinner, snack, Vegan Tags Almond Crusted Tofu, tofu, vegan, dinner, protein, plant based, healthy, almonds, nuts, oats, gluten free, dairy free, nuggets, breaded, flax, easy, delicious, soy
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Sautéed Rhubarb and Baby Kale Salad with Almond Dressing

May 23, 2020 Colleen Stem

Is it just me or can you also stuff an entire pound of fresh spring greens into your mouth by the fist full and be nothing but happy about it?

Spring greens are on point right now. So tender and sweet and just, agh, I just love greens. I picked up our last winter farm share a few days ago (3 weeks til summer share begins.. will I survive?) and I got a huge bag of baby kale which made me really freaking happy because I love me some kale but baby kale, I loooooovee it. Yay for me!

Then we have rhubarb. I get so excited every year when my patch starts to peek out from under all the rotten leave. The stalks I used for the salad were the first ones that I harvested from my patch! So I know that some people might think ruhabrb in any other form other then in a pie seems strange, but stop, don’t think that. Rhubarb is everything. You can use it and love it in all sorts of ways, sweet and savory, and in all sorts of things, like this salad.

Fresh greens tossed with tart and gingery warm rhubarb and onions, topped with a creamy almond dressing. There is not much more you can ask for in a spring time salad. Sure, I guess you can ask for a fork, but really, I ate more of it with my fingers because well, that’s just how I roll.

Now to the rhubarb and kale salad.

The stuff. Fresh rhubarb, baby kale, half an onion, a chunk of fresh ginger, a couple cloves garlic, almond butter, some roasted almonds, soy, vinegar, water, oil, and black pepper.

Start by mincing garlic and ginger and choping onion up into smallish pieces.

Add the stuff to a hot skillet with a little oil. Once it starts to sizzle, add in a couple splashes of water and let cook until soft.

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While that’s cooking make the almond dressing. Mix the almond butter, soy, vinegar, and a little warm water together until smooth and creamy. Taste and add more soy or vinegar if you feel it necessary. More water too if it’s too thick.

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Grab rhubarb ad cut into 1/2 inch pieces.

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Toss it into skillet with the other stuff. Add in another splash or so of water and keep on cooking.

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Once rhubarb starts to soften, turn the heat off of the skillet. Grab kale and toss it around in the skillet to mix around with the good stuff.

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Immediately dump it all into a big bowl and top with almond dressing. Toss it around to evenly coat. Oh and throw in some chopped almonds. And black pepper. Add lots (as much as you like) of black pepper.

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Now it’s fork(or fingers) to bowl to face.

What a salad. What. A Salad.

Get at it!

-C


Sautéed Rhubarb and Baby Kale Salad with Almond Dressing

makes an entree salad for one or a side salad for a few

  • 2-3 stalks fresh rhubarb (about 2 cups chopped)

  • 3 large handfuls (about 6 oz) baby kale (you can really use any greens)

  • 1/2 a yellow or sweet onion

  • 1tablespoon freshly grated ginger

  • 2 cloves garlic

  • olive oil

  • black pepper

  • 2 tablespoons almond butter

  • 1 tablespoon red wine vinegar

  • 1 tablespoons soy sauce

  • 1-2 tablespoons warm water

  • smal handful of chopped toasted almonds

Start by mincing the ginger and garlic and chop onion into small pieces. Place it all into a skillet with a drizzle of olive oil and place on medium heat. Once it starts to sizzle, add in a tablespoon or so of water to help soften and cook. Should take about 5 minutes.

In the meantime make the almond dressing. Mix almond butter, soy, vinegar, and a tablespoon of warm water together in a small bowl until completely incorporated. Taste. Add a little more soy if not salty enough, a splash more vinegar if not acidic enough, or bit more water if to thick.

Now chop up rhubarb into about 1/2 inch pieces and toss into skillet along with the other stuff. Cook for a few more minutes until the rhubarb becomes slightly soft. If the plan seems to get dry, add in another few splashed of water. Once rhubarb starts to get tender, take skillet off heat. Add in the baby kale and toss around then immediately transfer to a big bowl or plate. Drizzle almond dressing all over, toss, then top with chopped toasted almonds and lots of black pepper.

Eat.

In Vegetables, Vegan, Spring, salad, Nuts, Dressing Tags Sautéed Rhubarb and Baby Kale Salad with Almond Dressing, vegan, gluten free, sping, rhubarb, salad, nuts, almonds, kale, baby greens, dairy free, plant based, healthy, local, organic, quick and easy, ginger, onion
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Parsley Mint Pesto Pasta Salad

August 3, 2019 Colleen Stem
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Have I told you how amazing my farmshare is? I am sure I have, but if I haven’t lately, well let me just tell you, it is. All summer long we (the members) get to pick a bunch of fresh herbs every week. Basil, scallions, dill, parsely, and cilantro. Planted every few weeks to keep us in the herbs all summer long. And every few weeks there is a herb free for all. Pick unlimited amounts of whatever herb is plentiful. Last week it was unlimited parsley. Yeah there was unlimited basil and that was nice too, but the parsley, the underrated, overlooked herb. That was what I wanted and I picked the shit out of it.

Parsley. No I is not just a green sprig that garnishes your plate at a restaurant. It is a great spicy, fresh, clean tasting herb that plays so well with everything. I really think parsley can, and should, make it’s way into almost any dish. It adds a touch more brightness to any spice blend. And there is just something about munching on some fresh parsley, it just works for me. Parsley is good friends. No. Parsley is great.

So now we match said parsley with another bright herb, mint, and blend it up into a pesto. Magic on the tongue. And a no brainer for pesto is pasta, although this pesto would make a great spread or smothered on grilled veggies or scooped into soup.

A summery pesto pasta salad dish situation. Perfect for all the times that you are hungry and need food.

To the pesto pasta salad!

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The stuff. Parsley. mint, a few scallions, toasted almonds, garlic, a lemon, nutritional yeast, salt and pepper, and olive oil. Also pasta, a cucumber, and a big handful of cherry tomatoes.

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First for pesto. Start by pulsing the almonds in a food processor until they become a nice crumb. Remove about 1/4 cup and set aside.

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Grab the herbs and scallions and remove any really wooden stems (keep the more tender ones) and rip the herbs into smaller pieces.

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All the parsley, mint, and scallions now go into food processor with almonds, along with the garlic, nutritional yeast, the juice of the lemon, and a pinch of salt and some crack pepper. Pulse the food processor and stream in the olive oil until everything comes together. You might need to stop and scrape the sides a few times.

And then you have pesto!

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Now you need pasta. Cook it to the directions on the package you got it from. Cook it all the way through then when you strain it, rinse it with a little cool water.

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Chop up the cucumber into small chunks and half or quarter the cherry tomatoes.

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And to put it all together. Pasta goes in a bowl. Add in the pesto. If the pesto seems a little on the thick side and not easily mixes, add in a little warm water to thin it out a bit.

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Add the cucumber and tomatoes.

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Mix some more, sprinkle on lots of the crumbled almonds you set aside, maybe a few more springs of parsley and a few more leaves of mint for good measure and call it done.

Be ready to eat cause this salad is ready to be eaten.

-C


Parsley Mint Pesto Pasta Salad

Makes a pound of pasta

  • 2 cups packed parsley (Curly or flat. I used curly)

  • 1 cup packed mint

  • a few scallions if you have them

  • 3/4 cup roasted almonds

  • 3 cloves garlic

  • a lemon

  • 1/4 cup nutritional yeast

  • 1/2- 3/4 cup olive oil

  • salt and pepper

  • 1 pound bow tie pasta

  • Big handful cherry tomatoes

  • a tender skinned cucumber

Note. This recipe makes a big batch of pesto and big pasta salad. You can totally make the all the pesto and only use half and only boil half of the pasta. Just stored left over pesto in a jar in the fridge for about week or so or stick it in the freezer for a few months. And you can use it for all sorts of great things like sandwiches, salads, as a dip… whatever you want.

To make the pesto. Place almonds in food processor and pulse until crumbly then remove about a 1/4 cup and set aside. Add in the garlic and pulse a few times. Then grab the parsley, mint, and scallions. Remove any tough stems and rip the herbs into smaller pieces. Add them to food processor along with the nutritional yeast, the juice of the lemon, and a good pinch or two of salt and lots of pepper. Pulse while slowly adding in the olive oil. Stop, scrap sides, then pulse until smooth. Taste and add more salt if needed.

Half or quarter cherry tomatoes and cut cucumber into small chunks

Cook the pasta. Big pot of boil water with a pinch pf salt. Cook until fully cooked, then drain. Give it a quick rinse of cool water. Dump the pasta into a big bowl.

To make the pasta salad. Scoop pesto into bowl with the pasta and mix it until all the pasta is evenly coated. If pesto is really thick, just add a little warm water to thin it out. Add in the cut up tomatoes and cucumber, mix, then top with the reserves ground up almonds and a handful more of chopped fresh mint and parsley.

Eat.

Left overs should be stored in fridge for a a few days. Left over pesto a week or so and or in the freezer for a few months.

In dinner, Pasta, quick and easy, summer, Vegetables, Vegan Tags Parsley Mint Pesto Pasta Salad, PEsto, Vegan, pasta salad, plant based, almonds, dinner, BBQ, side dish, Picnic, bow tie, Greens, Parsley, mint, farm, Farmshare
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Peach Almond Shortbread Bars

June 22, 2019 Colleen Stem
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Peaches are here. YAY!!! Peaches are for sure one of those fleeting fruits, one that once in season, you need to eat as many fresh as you can because once they are out of season, they are not good. Not good at all. And me being me, I see peaches, I buy a shit load, and now I have a fridge drawer full. Not complaining in the slightest, but peaches cannot sit around all summer waiting to be eaten. So if you are going to buy a shit load, know what you are going to do with them all.

My peaches, well they haven’t had to wait long. I have been eating at least a peach a day and… I made these bars with a few. Sharing my peaches, thats what I do. HA.

These almond peach shortbread bars. Fantastic A+ on all fronts. Easy to make, not a whole heck of a lot of ingredients, make the house smell amazing, and really kick off the peach, summer vibe thing that goes on around here.

'“Millions of peaches, peaches for me. Millions of Peaches, peaches for free” 🎶 (Peaches by The Presidents of the United States of America. If you have’t head the song, look it up. I don’t think I can even look at a peach without hearing the song in my head.)

Now to the peach almond shortbread bars!

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The stuff. Peaches, almonds, vegan butter, brown sugar, flour, cinnamon, salt, and baking powder.

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Easy peasy. Almonds go in to food processor first. Blend and pulse for a minute or two until they turn into a medium fine almond meal. (Don’t over blend or you will end up with almond butter.) When almonds are ground, add in the flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, and sugar. Pulse until combined. Then add in the butter in chunks and pulse until dough just starts to come together.

Almond shortbread dough.

Half the dough goes into a 9x9 baking pan. Smooshed evenly all over the bottom poke it with a fork. Then it just needs to go into the oven to bake. 15-18 minutes or so, just until it starts to brown a bit.

Peaches need to be cut so cut them up. !/2 inch thick slices, after the pits be removed of course.

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Blinded baked bottom. Looks good yeah? Let it cool for a few minutes and then it gets peaches. Three rows, all over lapping and nestled together.

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The top gets the remaining half of dough and is now it’s ready for the oven. Another 40-ish minutes or so to really seal the deal.

Taken from the oven when golden brown, cooled, cut up, and placed on a pretty plate because pretty is nice.

I am pretty sure you figured out what to do next…. EAT IT!

-C


Peach Almond Shortbread Bars

makes a 9x9 pan which can be cut Into the sizes of your choice

  • 1 cup vegan butter

  • 1 cup packed brown sugar

  • 2 cup cup all purpose flour

  • 1 cups raw almonds

  • 1 teaspoon baking powder

  • 1 teaspoon salt

  • 3 large firm peaches

  • 1 heaping teaspoon cinnamon

Preheat oven 350

Place almonds into a food processor and pulse and blend until a fine meal has formed. It should take only a minute or two and stop half way and scrape the edges and sides do the almonds don’t start to form a paste. Add in the flour, salt, baking powder, cinnamon,and sugar and pulse until combined. Add in the vegan butter in a few chunks and pulse until the mixture turns into a crumbly dough. Stop pulsing and dump mixture into big bowl.

Take half of the mixture and place into a 9x9 baking pan. Evenly distribute and press the dough into the bottom. Take a fork and poke the dough all over then place the pan in the oven. Bake for 15-17 minutes or until the dough just starts to lighly brown. Remove from oven.

While the bottom crust is cooling off for a few minutes, slice peaches into 1/2 inch slices. Obviously make sure to remove pit.

Now take your half baked crust and layer peaches evenly on top. It is easies to start at the top, make three rows across and then layer the peaches down (like in the picture above). Once peaches are layered, grab the remaining half of dough and evenly distribute on top. Place back into oven and bake for another 40-45 minutes or until the crumble on top is a nice deep golden brown.

Remove from oven, let coo completely (or as completely as you can) cut into pieces, and then you eat it.

Left over pieces should be placed in an airtight container in the fridge for up to 5 days. They freeze well individually wrapped too.

blind back for about 15 minutes of until the crust is starting to brown around the edges

bake for another 30 minutes

In Vegan, summer, Nuts, fruit, desserts, Dairy Free, brownies and bars Tags Peach Almond Shortbread Bars, Vegan, plant based, dairy free, pie bars, shortbread, almonds, peaches, dessert, crumble bars, sweets, bake, quick and easy
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